February 2012
I don't care what you think, as long as it's about...
Getting off of here. Queue will start posting soon.
cross off the things you've done →
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in...
kalaninaihe:
you don’t even care.
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It’s so funny how some people have all of this fame on the internet, but in real life, no one likes them. They portray a completely different image and persona online.
Dash, Y U DEAD ?!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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New rule. If you're in a band, don't even consider...
realtalk.
GIRLS MAKE THE STUPIDEST FACES. JESUS CHRIST STOP...
ineedyouhopeless-:
You know what, fuck it. Sometimes you just can’t make everyone happy, I’ve learned to accept it and if what I give doesn’t please you then find what does. I’m too fucking strong minded for that shit, love it or leave. Simple.
